How high is your IQ?
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1/5
Your friend asks 'How high is your IQ?' You respond:
A
'Higher than my credit score!'
B
'Let me check my crystal ball...'
C
'About tree fiddy.'
D
'I'm still waiting for the results from my pet hamster.'
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2/5
If intelligence were measured in pizza slices, how many could you eat in one sitting?
A
Just one, I'm a sophisticated nibbler.
B
The whole pizza, plus the box for good measure.
C
I calculate the optimal slice-to-satisfaction ratio.
D
I'm still debating pineapple as a topping.
3/5
When faced with a complex problem, your first instinct is to:
A
Formulate a 10-step plan with flowcharts.
B
Ask Siri, Alexa, and Google simultaneously.
C
Take a nap and hope it solves itself.
D
Blame it on Mercury being in retrograde.
4/5
Your idea of 'mental exercise' is:
A
Solving quantum physics equations for fun.
B
Remembering where you left your keys.
C
Deciding which Netflix show to binge next.
D
Arguing with strangers on the internet.
5/5
If you were a superhero, your power would be:
A
Super-intelligence that saves the world daily.
B
The ability to find parking spots instantly.
C
Making perfect avocado toast every time.
D
Forgetting why you walked into a room.
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